Bleedin' Ubiquitous Limpets.

The Limpet Opening Thingum is tonight. And then there be lots of Limpet Athletes competing in Limpet Events.

You can watch Limpet Breakfast this morning on the BBC. I just tried the red button to see if there was a Limpet free breakfast available, because I find the Rings get stuck in the throat, but it's that or go without it seems.

It's not that I have anything against Limpets per se. I just would like it if it kept itself to itself a bit more. But it won't. It's Limpet clothes, and Limpet key rings, and Limpet crisps, and Limpet TV, and Limpet Lanes, and Limpet flags, and Limpet chocolate ( I might win gold in that event), Limpet Campanology, Limpet loo roll, Limpet beer, Limpet Pizza, Limpet cars, Limpet Flames, Limpet Water, Limpet Air, Limpet Buses. I bet I could buy a Limpet Tampon and stick it up my Limpet ****.

In fact from now on I am sponsored by Limpets. I am going to stand on Limpet Legs, walk to my Limpet Kitchen, and make myself a Limpet Cup of Limpet tea. I shall bill the tax payer accordingly, plus a 300% Limpet related increase.

Love Miss Limpet Cisco

P.s. OLYMPICS. But apparently you can't use that word without permission (ie big fee) or you get sent to the Limpet Tower and have your Limpet Head lopped off your Limpet Shoulders.