Plane Pants

Posted by on Jan 19, 2013 in Nonsense | 2 comments

The Dreamliner sounds more like a sanitary product than an aircraft.

‘new from Always, the Dreamliner with wings, so you can sleep happily and safely in the knowledge you won’t bleed all over your sheets’

Perhaps that is Boeings problem- they have given the plane flimsy wings with a stickyback strip, instead of airworthy ones. I like planes to have purposeful sounding names- Comet, Spitfire, et al. Dreamliner is too whimsical. You can’t fly on whimsy alone, as Boeing are discovering to their cost.

That is all. You may go about your business….just think how lucky you are not to live with me, my other half has to put up with that sort of running commentary to the news most days. Either the facts being obscured by my talking drivel over them, or me throwing shoes at the telly every time David Cameron’s big face appears. He is a truly lucky man. (My boyfriend I mean, David Cameron is not a lucky man, he is a shiny large faced nasty man who deserves to have shoes thrown at him)

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  1. asturiandiary

    LOL. Love it. Thanks for brightening my Saturday morning. :)

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