Fashion (Turn to the left)

Being a yummy mummy takes work. Now spring is upon us I am up making extra effort to update my look for the new season. These are my current fashion highlights:-

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1) Today I am wearing a hat. It looks suspiciously like a baby wipe, but my stylist insists it is a hat, and as I know very little about whats hot in the world of millinery who am I to argue. Did I mention my stylist is 19 months old?!?  The mood this headwear creates is both modern, and clean. It is so fetching I am planning a catwalk launch for the full ‘Wet Wipe’ collection.

2) The ‘IT’ bag has been replaced by the ‘Full Of Shit’ bag. At last count containing- 2 half eaten crackers, some bubbles, tissues, something sticky and unidentifiable, several small plastic toys, a stirring stick from Costa that wasn’t allowed to go in the bin, a clean nappy, a dirty nappy, a broken eyeliner, an empty purse because children steal ALL your disposable income and a lip balm with sand stuck to it.

3) Dirty. I am a dirty girl. That sounds like something Rhianna would sing. But I doubt she would mean it in the smeared with snot, cake, marmite and general grime way that I do. Grime. Apparently that’s a musical movement. I am old, for me it is something Kim and Aggy try to wipe off. They would need a lot of lemon juice solution to get my clothes clean.

4) ‘Ill-Fitting’ is the keyword this spring. I am neither big enough for my maternity wardrobe, nor small enough for my pre-Syd clothes. He is 18 months, the baby weight excuse is wearing thin. Unlike me.

5) Dated or not. Thank god the grunge look is apparently back in fashion. I am still wearing Doc Martens, scruffy tees and holey, over sized jumpers from the first time. Find your look and stick with it, once at least every 5 years you will be totally hip as the fashion wheel revolves back around to your stop.

How are you preparing for the new season?

Love Miss Paris-Milan-Dorset Cisco XXX

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17 Comments

  1. Older Mum
    March 20, 2013 / 12:31 pm

    Fabulous – that means I’m going to be in season too!

    • Sonya Cisco
      March 20, 2013 / 4:46 pm

      hooray! We shall wear our converse with pride!

  2. Little Rascal Reviews
    March 20, 2013 / 7:34 pm

    Love it! I nearly nominated you for the Style category for the #BiBs after reading this lol 😉

    • Sonya Cisco
      March 21, 2013 / 6:58 am

      I should definitely be the winner!

  3. Tas D
    March 20, 2013 / 8:17 pm

    Haha I have a full of shit bag! It magically fills itself everytime I try to empty it!

    • Sonya Cisco
      March 21, 2013 / 6:58 am

      Mine does that too- there must be a way to harness their power for good?!

  4. SarahMummy
    March 20, 2013 / 9:31 pm

    Awesome. You are SO hot right now.

    • Sonya Cisco
      March 21, 2013 / 6:59 am

      *flicks hair, spins on converse, stalks away down invisible catwalk*

  5. Joanne Brady
    March 20, 2013 / 10:53 pm

    The grunge look is coming back?! Awesome. Knew I’d be cool again if I waited long enough. Fight you for that Next modelling job.

    • Sonya Cisco
      March 21, 2013 / 7:02 am

      We have always been cool, it just took the world a while to catch up!

  6. Suzanne
    March 21, 2013 / 8:10 am

    Ha ha, this did make me laugh! I have written a post (waiting for the unveiling on Friday) all about how I am sooo not hip…as reminded continually by my daughters *sigh*

    • Sonya Cisco
      March 21, 2013 / 8:13 am

      Ah, the view of yourself through the eyes of a teenaged daughter is never kind!

  7. Adventures of a Middle-aged Matron
    March 21, 2013 / 12:46 pm

    How could you post that without a picture for guidance! My 10yo has prepared me for the new season with green face glitter, sapphire eye shadow, magenta lip gloss and orange powder. I definitely stand out from the crowd at the corner Co-Op.

    • Sonya Cisco
      March 21, 2013 / 5:46 pm

      I didn’t have a top fashion photographer to hand…..;)

  8. Looking for Blue Sky
    March 22, 2013 / 9:47 am

    Thank God for grunge, the perfect Mummy look 🙂

  9. Emily Foran
    March 23, 2013 / 9:12 am

    Well luckily it’s still freezing,I’m not ready to emerge from under the oversized jumpers yet! X

  10. March 23, 2013 / 11:49 pm

    Brilliant. Yes much the same kind of prepping going on here too x

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