You know it is not going to be a good day when…
The first thing you do is shut your hand in the baby gate.
You have to deal with poo before coffee.
You stand on some stabby plastic toys. Twice.
You have run out of ideas for entertaining the toddler by 9.15.
So you go out, but it starts to rain.
And you can’t have cake because you are on a diet.
And your period is due.
Which means you have a big hormone zit.
So you cheer yourself up with cake.
Then bollock yourself for breaking the diet.
And it isn’t even lunchtime yet….