One of Those Days.

You know it is not going to be a good day when…

It's going to be one of those days!

The first thing you do is shut your hand in the baby gate.

You have to deal with poo before coffee.

You stand on some stabby plastic toys. Twice.

You have run out of ideas for entertaining the toddler by 9.15.

So you go out,  but it starts to rain.

And you can’t have cake because you are on a diet.

And your period is due.

Which means you have a big hormone zit.

So you cheer yourself up with cake.

Then bollock yourself for breaking the diet.

And it isn’t even lunchtime yet….

Love Miss slightly harassed Cisco XXX



  1. Marilynn
    April 16, 2013 / 9:48 am

    Awww. Don’t feel bad about the cake. Some days cake is medical. As are biscuits. Sometimes.

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 16, 2013 / 1:01 pm

      Does sometimes sometimes mean always? x

  2. Marilynn
    April 16, 2013 / 9:48 am

    Awww. Don’t feel bad about the cake. Some days cake is medical. As are biscuits. Sometimes.

  3. April 16, 2013 / 9:55 am

    If it’s any consolation, yesterday I didn’t put my handbrake on properly and my car rolled down the street and into the back of one of mother in laws neighbours cars while I was dropping Mini D off. Argh. The silver lining for this one was that it managed to miss a pristine white beemer and hit a nissan instead.

    Today Mini D hoyed up on me. Though I’m a bit tickled by the fact that he chose that moment to
    look at me, look at the sick, look at me again, point at the pile of sick on my jumper and say “Ooooh” as if to say “What’s going on there like?”.

    All before starting work. It’s 11am and I still look like I’ve slept in a bin.

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 16, 2013 / 1:02 pm

      oh dear! Tho I hear the slept in a bin look is very ‘in’….

  4. Suzanne Whitton
    April 16, 2013 / 12:15 pm

    Dealing with poo before coffee – that did make me laugh! NEVER! And i think we all have days when cake really is the only answer….don’t beat yourself up xx

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 16, 2013 / 1:05 pm

      cake is a good answer to most questions, and I should probably qualified that I meant Syds poo….

  5. SarahMummy
    April 16, 2013 / 4:48 pm

    Oh dear! Sometimes you just have to accept that it’s going to be one of the days and hope it gets better tomorrow. Did it improve after lunch by any chance?!

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 18, 2013 / 8:49 pm

      Yes! It did, Syd had a nap and woke up chirpier!

  6. April 17, 2013 / 8:34 am

    I had one of those days just yesterday. I woke up to the kids screaming that the toilet was overflowing and had to stick my hand in and pull out a sodden nappy weighing about 10 stone before mopping up the carnage. Not a great start. Just thought I’d share that – hope you aren’t eating cake right now…

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 18, 2013 / 8:50 pm

      Oh gosh, clogged bogs are one of my least favourite things! I hope you washed your hands well before rewarding yourself with cake! 🙂

  7. April 18, 2013 / 3:03 pm

    One good thing has come out of the crap morning – the fact that ‘poo before coffee’ is an immense blog name!

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 18, 2013 / 8:50 pm

      Hahahaha I dread to think the google searches that would be led there….

  8. AlwaysARedhead
    April 18, 2013 / 3:15 pm

    Good for you! Cake is yummy.

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 18, 2013 / 8:51 pm

      Cake makes it al better!

  9. Emily Foran
    April 27, 2013 / 10:11 pm

    Don’t beat yourself up, cake is one of my 5 a day…
    Cake, Chocolate, Carbs, Coffee & Cream ;)) xxx

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