Reasons to have tantrums. Part 1.

  • Because you don’t want to clean your teeth.
  • Because you don’t want to stop cleaning your teeth.
  • Because Mummy won’t let you eat toothpaste for breakfast.
  • Because you are bored of the whole tooth brushing debacle. (That one was mine)
  • Because you are not allowed to eat the hairbrush.
  • Because you want your shoes put on.
  • Because you want your shoes taken off.
  • Because shoes exist.
  • Because Mummy banged her head against the wall.
  • Because you are not allowed to fall off the back of the sofa.
  • Because you are not a duck.
  • Because the duck you chased flew away.
  • Because the duck looked at you in a funny way.
Because you are small, and the world is a big and baffling place,
Thank goodness the smiles still far outweigh the tears,

Love Miss Mummy Cisco XXX

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20 Comments

  1. sabrina montagnoli
    April 26, 2013 / 8:53 am

    What’s great is that this is only part 1. We have the same problem with pigeons…why don’t they just do what you want them to do πŸ™‚

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 26, 2013 / 9:20 am

      yup- it could become many parted before the tantrums years are behind me!

  2. April 26, 2013 / 8:57 am

    ha! Now if you could accompany it with photos that would be the perfect accompaniment to the ‘why my baby cries’ tumblr site πŸ™‚

    Kids are ace!!

    btw this is jo. I have somehow changed my name without realising.

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 26, 2013 / 9:19 am

      hahahaha hello Mrs Multiple accounts disorder! πŸ˜‰ x

    • schmindie
      April 26, 2013 / 5:59 pm

      haha! That is probably way WAY too apt a description of me! I’ve lost count of all the accounts I have for life… sigh πŸ™‚ xx

  3. Tas D
    April 26, 2013 / 9:30 am

    Hehe!!! Z had a massive tantrum this week because I wouldn’t let him use his toothbrush to brush the plug hole!

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 26, 2013 / 10:51 am

      You are SOOOO mean….. πŸ˜‰ x

  4. The Brick Castle
    April 26, 2013 / 9:52 am

    I thought all the tantrums were yours until I read the 4th one…. πŸ˜€

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 26, 2013 / 10:52 am

      I can throw as good a tantrum as any toddler! πŸ˜€ x

  5. Distressed Housewife
    April 26, 2013 / 10:39 am

    Love it! It sounds like you’re describing my toddler. He’s having issues with bedtime… Great post πŸ™‚

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 26, 2013 / 10:52 am

      Don’t even get me started on bedtime!

  6. April 26, 2013 / 11:01 am

    Oooo..just posted a v similar post! So similar in fact, I’ve just linked to you in it as feel like I stole your idea (but didn’t, honest!!)

    • Sonya Cisco
      April 26, 2013 / 11:08 am

      Hahaha shoes are obviously a great source of unhappiness, thanks for linking, glad to know it isn’t just mine who is randomly stroppy! πŸ™‚

  7. Kath Bee
    April 26, 2013 / 11:51 am

    My son is doing this at the moment. I thought he would have been over it by 3 and a half, but no, a broken babybel is a disaster, his biscuit not fitting into his cup of tea widthways (will fit length ways) and its the end of the world

  8. SarahMummy
    April 26, 2013 / 6:16 pm

    All very logical at 20 months. Funny to read with toddler years a distant memory, though not so funny to experience it I’m sure. My tween throws a good tantrum too.

  9. Bee Bonnet
    April 27, 2013 / 7:32 pm

    Great post – but so true the world is a big and scary place.. Looking forward to part 2! bee x

  10. Kate @craftsonsea
    April 28, 2013 / 8:14 pm

    I nearly wrote this post a couple of weeks back ;o) It included ‘because I have been given the food that I asked for and not the food I was thinking about in my head’ and ‘because all episodes of Batman do not contain Blue Beetle.’ I love toddler logic πŸ™‚

  11. Emily Foran
    May 3, 2013 / 4:46 pm

    Cian who has in all fairness been pretty perfect to this point is nearly 3 and seems to be making the most of his last few weeks as a terrible two! Xx

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