I may not be a conjurer, but I can perform the following astounding feats of magic:-
I can breathe fire when confronted with the teenagers bedroom.
I can juggle keys, bag, purse, toddler and coats in one hand while opening a stair gate.
I can perfom vanishing acts of astounding swiftness involving packets of chocolate digestives.
I can see acts of disobedience with the freak eyes in the back of my head.
I can see through lies with my incredible pyschic skills.
I can make death defying leaps, and demonstrate acrobatics to take your very breath away and catch a tiny tumbler before he plummets to the ground.
I can find things that have been declared invisible or lost forever.
I have wicked magic skillz....what tricks have you perfomed lately?