Tonsils Wrongsils.

Posted by on Jun 3, 2013 in Crap Poetry | 15 comments

Tonsils.
Bastard Gone Wrongsils.
Covered In Pustules.
Doctor Supplies Pills.

Ill boys.
Poorly In Pain Boys.
Not Playing With Their Toys.
Empty Of Joy Boys.
Medicine.
Calpol High Brings Grin.
Ice Cream For Dinner – WIN.
Mummy Needs Gin.
Tonsils.
Mine Are Long Gone-sils.
What Is The Point-sils?
Of Tonsils.
Wrongsils
‘Wrongsils’
Tonsillitis has brought down the second child in a week. What is the point of sodding bastard tonsils? I haven’t had any since I was 8 and I cannot think of a single situation caused by the lack thereof. Tonsillitis is very painful, it was so sad last week to watch Syd crying in pain with it. And now Max has it. He is a bit older, and a bit braver, but is still in a lot of pain. Tonsillitis sucks. Wrongsils – you are on my list…you have been warned.

Miss Cisco

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  1. Hussy London

    OOOh No !
    Tonsils really can be a pain.
    Had mine removed at 23 y.o. … and passed the aged of being happy to have an excuse to over-indulge on ice-cream ;-)
    The nurse at the hospital kind me brought me some bread and chocolate spread for breakfast LOL

    • Sonya Cisco

      gosh, 23 is old for tonsils out isnt it! Mind you, when I was a kid they just whipped more or less everybodies out I think, they are not quite so eager these days!

  2. Older Mum

    Oh no….. hope your boys get better soon! I don’t understand what they are for either???? Fab poem – really made me laugh! X.

    • Sonya Cisco

      Syd already on mend, and hopefully Max won’t be far behind- such a nasty bug tho, really painful. And am glad my poem amused you, I like to bring a smile, even when complaining! :)

  3. Mammasaurus

    I too am tonsil-less but remember the pain well, poor Syd and Max :( x

  4. SarahMummy

    Ouch, your poor boys! I’ve never had it myself, but my poor girl had it three times in the space of four months when she was only 2. And she was SO ill. She still has the damn things intact though. On the plus side, that’s a great poem. x

    • Sonya Cisco

      Yes, Syd was rotten with it last week, was touch and go as to whether I would get away at the weekend, but luckily they both saved the worst of it for either side of the girls getaway- bless them!!

  5. BavarianSojourn

    Poor boys, yep not much good in tonsils, hope all is well now (loved the poem though!)… :)

  6. Galina Varese

    Poor guys and poor you,hope they are on the mend now. Loved your poem and laughed at your tags too.

    • Sonya Cisco

      They will soon be fine, and glad you like the tags, can’t resist using them for comedy value sometimes! :)

  7. Kate @craftsonsea

    Dear Tonsils,
    You are utter bastards.
    Love Kate x
    Hope your boys recover soon, I still have mine and they are RUBBISH :(

  8. Jess Palmer

    Aw I am sorry about your boys but bloody hell this made me laugh! Wrongsils!!!! That’s SO my sense of humour!!!! I actually feel like i want to get tonsilitis just so i can moan about my wrongsils! (Obvs i don’t really!). Funnnnnnnyyyy!XX

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