If I Had A Party…

We are heading full throttle into party conference season. I was wondering what I would like to say if I was a party, the Cisco Party say, or the Rum Party perhaps. The Pirate Party? Although that implies some sort of crime….perhaps The Robin Hood Party- I could certainly get on board with the whole take from the rich to help the poor business, but I would look shit in green tights. Anyway, the brand isn’t so important, the things are more important. Now I clearly have no financial brain, and barely make my own limited budgets stretch, let alone a whole countries one, but I would like to see some of these things of discussed…


Childcare. This topic seems to be on the table a lot with the big parties, and I whole heartedly agree it is a big issue. Childcare costs in my area are higher than the amount you would earn from minimum wage jobs, I am aware that under the current system you can reclaim some of those costs, but even so they eat a large chunk of income for many. The problem is that our children deserve high quality childcare, and you can’t expect that for dust and beans, so I am not sure how you make the books balance for everyone without additional government support. What I do know is that as a stay at home parent I do sometimes get upset at being ignored in their discussions, the implication being that I have no childcare costs. Of course I do, my childcare is at the cost of my income, our choice to do it this way I know, but if a party suggests tax breaks for childcare then I think we should be entitled to them to rather than punished for choosing to do the childcare ourselves.

Educational flexibility. My eldest and youngest are both August birthdays. Starting school at just past 4 can be hard for some children, and there are many studies that suggest that being the youngest in the year is something many children never catch up from. Legally you do not have to send your child to full time school until they are 5 (in fact legally you do not have to send them at all, you are only obligated to ensure they are receiving an education at that point, doing it at home is a valid option.). However if I was to delay my youngests entry by a year he would be unable to join as a reception pupil, he would have to join year 1 and miss out on that introductory year all together. I do find a fixed nominally chosen date that takes in an entire year is a bit rigid. Could there be staggered starts, or more flexible age ranges? I know some newly 4 year olds cope very well, but others find it exhausting and hard to deal with, and others struggle because some of their skills are behind those who may be a year older than them in their classes, and this can lead to ongoing feelings of inadequacy. Again, like the childcare issues above, I do not know what the answer is! My party is crap isn’t it. Might rename it The Vague Party, or the What Do You Think Party?

Banks and all them rich bastards who are thriving off the back of everyone else’s struggles can feck right off under my party manifesto. Now called The Sharing Party, we insist on fairness and sharing the sweets with the whole group….

Housing. Buy to Let where the government pays peoples mortgages via tenants and the housing benefit system will be outlawed. Housing prices will be kept at current levels until wages have caught up. Housing makes me GGGGGRRRRRRRRRR. It is overpriced for so many, and a far bigger percentage of wages are going on keeping a roof over our heads than in the past, plus the welfare bill is inflated by the inflated rents due to the inflated house prices. More inflating than a balloon factory….

No freaking fracking. No. Don’t mess with Planet Earth, she won’t like it, and will probably give you earthquakey type grief or something more scientific sounding. Why aren’t we harnessing wind power, tide power, and solar power more efficiently?! Or hook up all them politicians on bikes to the national grid or something. There has to be a better option than fracking.

The NHS shall be shrouded in a big protective hug.

Biscuits will be free.

What would you like to hear the big parties say? How can they help normal people more? How can they help you more?

Love Miss It’s My Party And I Will Cry If I Want To Cisco XXX

Warning: This post contains ill thought out, knee jerk, vaguely political ramblings, and in this respect much resembles that which is spouted in proper manifestos. If I unexpectedly get elected into power off the back of this post, I shall of course change my mind on everything, contradict myself hugely, and in this respect will also resemble actual politicians. I am a fool, and in this respect….. 


  1. Suzanne Whitton
    September 23, 2013 / 9:03 am

    Brilliant! No matter how batty you are, you’d get my vote over all the others (especially if biscuits are free!). x

    • Sonya Cisco
      September 23, 2013 / 3:16 pm

      Thank you, and when I am King all the biscuits will be free!

  2. September 23, 2013 / 9:59 am

    Great post. You’d get my vote. Child care is the big one for me, but free biscuits would be nice too 🙂

    • Sonya Cisco
      September 23, 2013 / 3:16 pm

      Life is better with biscuits for sure!

  3. September 23, 2013 / 12:29 pm

    I reckon we need a common sense from real people party and you’d be great in it.

    • Sonya Cisco
      September 23, 2013 / 3:17 pm

      Thank you!

  4. Actually Mummy...
    September 23, 2013 / 8:49 pm

    Agreed, especially where the NHS and education is concerned. I’d also want to figure out why some of our population don’t want to work here as much as everyone else in the EU does, and put that right

    • Sonya Cisco
      September 24, 2013 / 8:06 am

      I think it comes down to expectations, in this country we expect workng hard to provide a little more than just roof and food, but it really doesn’t guarantee much more than that for many these days,so we either need to improve wages or lower expectations!

  5. Tas D
    September 23, 2013 / 9:48 pm

    Hehe I have thought on Ocassion about what id call my party. I once thought of the Party Party where the first “Party” is an acronym of something clever. I’ve not worked it out yet. I reckon with even these vague ideas you’d go a million times further than some of those we have in power right now.

    • Sonya Cisco
      September 24, 2013 / 8:04 am

      We would make a good team! Let’s figure out what the letters stand for!

  6. Galina Varese
    September 24, 2013 / 7:02 am

    I would ban all E-numbers in food chain and GM-food. No to fracking definitely! and make all the dog owners take their dog’s poo back home & not leave it on the side walk or children’s play grounds.

    • Sonya Cisco
      September 24, 2013 / 8:04 am

      Ooh dog poo makes me cross too!

  7. September 25, 2013 / 9:33 am

    I would bitch slap those who thought it was a good idea to privatise Royal Mail.
    I would flick the ears of anyone who dares muff with the NHS.
    Free gin for bloggers on the NHS.
    Some sort of major media clamp down on sexual images / quality / general annihilation of The sun and The Daily Mail

    Saurus 4 Prez

    • Sonya Cisco
      September 27, 2013 / 1:04 pm

      Yup, am right behind you on the Post Office thing, and the NHS thing, but can I have rum please? And lets just ban the sun and the mail- quicker than defining what they are and arent allowed to print! 😉

  8. Older Mum
    September 27, 2013 / 6:47 pm

    Yes! Yes! Free biscuits. But actually, I think you make very sound points about the NHS, housing, childcare, and education – I think the whole rigidity thing of when children go to school is rubbish…. it sets the younger pupils at a disadvantage right from the start. Could he start reception and repeat year one twice so he catches up or visa versa? Is such a thing possible? X

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