Sorry Summer lovers, but it is too hot for this cardigan loving human. I have taken on the mantle of the wicked witch of the west. I have melted. I am but a puddle of human goo.


Melting  ice cube image courtesy of shuuterstock

Melting ice cube image courtesy of shutterstock


It’s quite nice really. All that survives is a solitary finger to type with.

I have no ears to hear children’s demands. And they haven’t noticed the pool of me on the kitchen floor yet. I am sure once they realise it’s me down here they will still request drinks and snacks, despite it being quite apparent that I lack the limb/digit combo to achieve such tasks.

I finally have the flat tummy I have been yearning for. Well, flat everything really, on account of the runniness. I could probably be spooned through the eye of a needle, let alone the leg hole of a size zero short.

Oozy. I am oozy. It’s like having a bath, without the effort of turning the tap. I doubt I smell as good as Radox, but as my nose is now no more, I lack the olfactory sense to care.

Gloopy, loopy and slightly soupy.
Might just stay a while and snooze.


Love Miss Pond of Cisco xxx



  1. June 30, 2015 / 4:19 pm

    The heat will be getting to a lot of people.. not to me though, I’ve been yearning for a day like this for months! x
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  2. June 30, 2015 / 4:25 pm

    Oh that ice cube photo… I’m longing for ice right now! I’m not too fond of this weather. Goo sound like a lovely place to be x
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  3. June 30, 2015 / 11:13 pm

    It doesn’t sound like a good state to be in at all! I hope your current state passes soon.
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  4. July 1, 2015 / 1:11 pm

    Oh I know exactly how you feel. With this heat being pregnant I am struggling – I spent most of yesterday horizontal.
    I hope you restore to normal soon, but for now, enjoy the freedom of the liquid life ha ha.
    Liska xx
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  5. July 1, 2015 / 10:32 pm

    I feel pretty much the same – I can’t be dealing with the humidly I just want to shout someone help!x
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  6. July 2, 2015 / 1:37 pm

    being pregnant I’m really really struggling with this heat! I think I must be one of the only people wishing Autumn already! x
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  7. July 3, 2015 / 7:16 pm

    I know how you feel. I honestly don’t cope with the heat! We have the paddling pool to try and cool us down though.

  8. Michelle
    July 5, 2015 / 4:02 pm

    Yep this is me too, I can’t handle the heat! xx

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