Sorry Summer lovers, but it is too hot for this cardigan loving human. I have taken on the mantle of the wicked witch of the west. I have melted. I am but a puddle of human goo.
It’s quite nice really. All that survives is a solitary finger to type with.
I have no ears to hear children’s demands. And they haven’t noticed the pool of me on the kitchen floor yet. I am sure once they realise it’s me down here they will still request drinks and snacks, despite it being quite apparent that I lack the limb/digit combo to achieve such tasks.
I finally have the flat tummy I have been yearning for. Well, flat everything really, on account of the runniness. I could probably be spooned through the eye of a needle, let alone the leg hole of a size zero short.
Oozy. I am oozy. It’s like having a bath, without the effort of turning the tap. I doubt I smell as good as Radox, but as my nose is now no more, I lack the olfactory sense to care.
Love Miss Pond of Cisco xxx